Inky Bobo (Loyal SIdekick)

I'm a mother fuckign tv star now.

I haven't had the time to com ehere and post in this goddamned thing but the boss says I have to,
so here I am.

We have shot two shows both prominently featuring me and this little peice of hotness we call cupcake.

Cupcake,.. yeah,.. i'll tell you where the cream filling goes,

It's some kind of kiddie thing about incest and pizza as far as I can understand,

I don't really get it,.. but the boss has been talkign about sending me to some kind of spa,..
I'm almost getting treate dlike a fucking human being.

And,.. well, there are other perks.

The boss and his butt lover took me out to drinks tongiht. They are talkign abotu giving me my own tv show on the dork channel.

I won't get paid,.. but the boss is goign to front me for a nose job, which is something.

His ex was there and we ended up driving her home.

Blah blah blah,.. I spent most my time hiding in a coat pocket.
We were drinking rumplemintz and I am a little bit fucked myownself ronnie.

OH so I did a fuckign video for the boss I got two lines and my eyes seem to have been shut the whole time.
I asked the boss about royalties and he laughed at me.

The man is a real asshole.
I am even lettign him use the album I made free of charge for his fuckign movies.

He can be really fuckign hearless soemtimes.
Anyway,.. that's all for me.
Fuck you if you aren't gettingme laid,
you fucking lardassed bitches.

Yeah.
just like that.

inky

Vacation my ass.
Christ this week has been hell,
I stink I sticky and I think I'm starting to unravel.
The boss got a concertina and got ticked off when i offered to show him how to play it.
He used me to clean up after his "guest" from minnesota or whatever bumfuck midwest state she came from,.. and then once I was completely humilliated plastered me to the wall behind his bed.

He also forgot i was there.
I spent the last week being chewed on by the feral bitch cat hiding in the boss's office.
The new roomies junkie girlfriend found me and was going to throw me out.

Knotty came back and saw me on the kitchen floor and shoved me back in my drawer,..
fuck this..

this really sucks
His big ass fucking parade is this saturday and I don't think I'm going to be able to go now.
I look like total shit.

I really don't see why I do it man.
It's just not worth it some days.

On other notes,.. the boss invited this hot ass bitch who is seeing a freind of his to the parade.
I hope i get to do her.
She's kind of like that molly bitch he was doing last year.
alot of similarities.

yumyumyum
and the tits one her.

jesus.

Christ i need to be cleaned.

jesus

I spent the last week stuck to the back of a chair.

I can not possibly tell you how humilliating or
I just want to cry

so that's where i have been,..
soiled and stuck and everything smells like syrup and shaving cream now and I can't get it out of my nose,..
and when they foudn me they didn't even fucking care

they just threw me in a tub to soak and took off for dinner

It's the best gig I am going to find and I know they love me,..
but jesus they treat me like an inanimate object
and the use me
and it's the using me that hurts

my eye is still loose
it didn't get fixed

it's gotten to the point where I like the way the needle feels now,..
it means i will feel good in and strong and new
in just moments

but there's not even that right now
there's just the feeling of his hand inside me
and my face pressed against the keyboard

I'm still wet from the bath and I can feel it running down his arm
He's goign to get the keys stuck
if he doesn't let me dry off

Inky

I put up some pics of yours truely,..
From my first big porno gig and my head shot I used to get it.

I am one handsome mother fucker
I have to say.

Inky

Fellowship Baptist Creation Science Fair 2001

Middle School Level

2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"
Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows that women were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing; social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion for Adam, not as a co-worker.

I hate it when he leaves for work,
I feel empty.
I can't get the tv work.
I just sit here, waiting.
not waiting for him necessarily.
But he's the only one who ever comes back here.

And now he's leaving.
I never liek this part of the night.

inky

I horrible dreams last night.
When I got out of the drawer this morning one of the new roommates had had turkish coffee,.. so I am goign to have a coffee mustache stuck to my face all fucking day.

There are alot of pissy whiney cunts on the internet.
There's quite a few of them here to.

On sunday we are laying down tracks for Circus Tramp!, a movie that is using my goddamned theme song but I'm not even in. And I heard KK asking some ofhter asshole to record a song for it too.

Christ,
at least I don't have to work for a living.
Shot some hot bitches last week.
Probably shoot them some more, that's how hot they were.
See if I can squeeze me some play in too.
KK! is doign a new video about a clown groupie trying to break into the Back Alley after closing,.. and getting discovered.
So i will probably get a decent role in that.
Anything is better than wiping up come.

It's with his new chica who's coming in from out of town.
I thin he has a small crush on her or somehting.
He looks weird now when he talks to her.
He's doing that whole creepy ass daddy thing.

Jesus,.. do you have any idea how hard it is to type with your head?

Inky

Uggh,..
KK! draged me to a fucking show tonight.
Some friends of his,..
lots of hot lesbian girls who looked too much like little boys,..
it was hot but upsetting at the same time,...

what the hell is friendster?

Inky

This thing sucks a little bit,..
I just got out of the wash and I hanging here drying when i see that my first and only journal entry didn't even post.

I'm tutoring some bitch for some kind of volunteer community ser5vice thing Knotty set up.
I really dislike th idea.
It's not that I hate kids, I just don't like beign around them.

God, I need a good darning, it's been a couple of weeks since that nancy chick was here and I'm feeling all raveled.
I'm at loose ends.
Threadbare even.

Hope this chick tonight is hot.

Inky

Knotty gave me a journal.
He was supposed to give me money.
This sucks.
I think I fucked it up.
It's hard to type with your head.

So, yeah.

Here I am.
let's get the party started motherfuckers!

inky